Farmer Glickstein lyrics

July 12, 2009

If you’re fortunate enough to hear this song in the playlist rotation, you might also be interested in checking out these lyrics – presently unavailable anywhere else on the net (excluding, of course http://taipei-taiwan.org and/or dR_nAgUaL’s Tweeter page …

From every job now I’ve been

fired

From Judas to Joan of Arc inspired

Red clouds on the road required

Three new garbage men just hired

My blood-shot eyes from

whiskey tired

The beehive stovetop tractor

moonstone sleeping


Intrinsic sanity once bred

Candlelight soap in mineshaft bed

Coagulating pumpkin bread

Anointed vanishing street-cred

Santa’s purple mustache sled

Watch out man, your underpants

are creeping


I’m out of Winston, I’m out of

Kents

I’m out of knowing if any of this

makes sense

Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein

in your baby-blue bus

Ride the rails


Fundamental coat of arms

Easter egg hunts, factory farms

Home security alarms

Delaying fate is instant karma

Mother’s milk don’t do no harm

There’s something rotting

underneath your head gasket


Angelic pink tweak nipples, they

Can only clap in disarray

Like tuna nets in Monterrey

Like blue berets and old Caley

Aluminum foil, TV tray

New York strip steak or filet

Sad clowns climb in the

Hudson Bay

Cosmetic corporations play

Prosthetic clarion klaxon splay

Crinkle cut potatoes lay

Uncleaned, uncooked, uneaten

by the breadbasket


Deep space, primordial time

Don’t worry baby, it’s all

gonna rhyme

Ride the rails Farmer Glickstein

in your baby-blue bus

Ride the rails


Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, eatin’

Honeymoon, already cheatin’

Myrna Loy and Buster Keaton

Roundly whipped and fully beaten

Mandatory meetin’, greetin’,

smelly feet ‘n

who long seek the martyr


Compared to Einstein and Van Goth

I’m closer to my little toe

It’s hard to make a turnip grow

Might as well piss in the snow

Yellow windmills in my groin

Enjoin, conjoin and going to

make me harder


Puss-filled blisters, scarlet fever

I don’t necessarily

understand it either

But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein

in your baby-blue bus

Ride the rails


Spumoni incandescent monks

Spewing Technicolor chunks

The air replete with scarlet drunks

Camp Muskogee cluttered bunks

The postman genuflects and dunks

The whole Judeo-Christian oligarchy


I’m tryin’ to get to San Antone

The road is strewn

with chicken bones

Fish entrails and scattered stones

Fantasmagoric ice cream cones

I’m sucked, I’m jacked, I’m corked,

I’m blown

But I won’t get too far from home

Unless my other trousers

got my car keys


Corkscrewed brain waves

Twist and shout

I can’t say what this song

is all about

But, ride the rails Farmer Glickstein

in your baby-blue bus

Ride the rails

deweycox

Tokyo Jihen – Amusement

October 4, 2007

Toyyo Jihen/Shiina Ringo

This is the cover of Shiina Ringo’s band Tokyo Jihen’s (Tokyo Incidents) new CD Amusement. Shiina has released a CD previously of all covers. This one, however, has Shiina singing songs which were all written by her bandmates. Check it out! I’ve uploaded virtually the whole album to the station …

3 Gems

June 15, 2007
yolanda.jpg
袁泉 (Yolanda)
dominique.jpg
蔡詩蕓 (Dominique)
yanzi.jpg
逆光 (Yanzi)
In March, three CDs came out here in Taiwan which stood out from the usual fare. Be sure to listen for them in the song rotation.Yolanda had a doll put on the cover of her CD, for reasons which I expect relate to her actual visage not being the conventional idea of ‘beauty’ here in Taiwan. Although she sports a rather prominent proboscis, she has, nevertheless produced a quite creative album.

Dominique completely changed her style from her last release, probably due to the lukewarm response it resceived. You can see the video for the first single from her new CD at http://myspace.com/taipei_taiwan

Yanzi is the only foreigner listed here. She’s a Singaporean (no pun intended). She was in the news just before the CD was released. She and her crew were accosted by terrorists(?) while they were filiming the videos in Egypt. Some suspect a publicity stunt …

Paul Ponnudorai – Part 2

June 8, 2007

I like this image of Paul much, much more than the manic visage they put on the cover of his new CD. That guy looks like some kind of psychotic ax-welding (no pun intended) serial killer.

On another note, a friend of mine is going to Singapore next month and I’m trying to persuade her to take in Paul’s show. Maybe get me an autographed CD in the process … (manic-fan smiley here)

Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version of the War of the Worlds

June 6, 2007

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Have recently uploaded the complete, “Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version of the War of the Worlds” from H.G. Wells novel. The tracks are in order, so you can work your way through the story, albeit, interspersed with the usual offerings of music and talk pieces always available (smiley here). Enjoy!

Daniel Johnston

June 1, 2007

Daniel Johnston
pic links to wikipedia article

William S. Burroughs

May 26, 2007

The opening of the sixth season of the Sopranos featured a monologue by legend William Burroughs, equating each of the ‘seven souls’ with various characters of Tony Soprano’s biological or crime families. Quite interesting. I’ve uploaded it, and the text here includes elements which were edited out of the broadcast. Even so, it’s still incomplete – if you want you could probably locate the rest via Google.

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The ancient Egyptians postulated seven souls.

Top soul, and the first to leave at the moment of death, is Ren, the Secret Name. This corresponds to my Director. He directs the film of your life from conception to death. The Secret Name is the title of your film. When you die, that’s where Ren came in.

Second soul, and second one off the sinking ship, is Sekem: Energy, Power, Light. The Director gives the orders, Sekem presses the right buttons.

Number three is Khu, the Guardian Angel. He, she, or it is third man out … depicted as flying away across a full moon, a bird with luminous wings and head of light. Sort of thing you might see on a screen in an Indian restaurant in Panama. The Khu is responsible for the subject and can be injured in his defense-but not permanently, since the first three souls are eternal. They go back to Heaven for another vessel. The four remaining souls must take their chances with the subject in the Land of the Dead.

Number four is Ba, the Heart, often treacherous. This is a hawk’s body with your face on it, shrunk down to the size of a fist. Many a hero has been brought down, like Samson, by a perfidious Ba.

Number five is Ka, the Double, most closely associated with the subject. The Ka, which usually reaches adolescence at the time of bodily death, is the only reliable guide through the Land of the Dead to the Western Lands.

Number six is Khaibit, the Shadow, Memory, your whole past conditioning from this and other lives.

Number seven is Sekhu, the Remains.

Otsuka Ai – Birthday Song – Love Cook

May 22, 2007

あの星をごらん 君を守る光

ano hoshi wo goran kimi wo mamoru hikari

look at that star; the light that protects you

 

まだ もみじのような手だった頃

mada momiji no youna te datta koro

when your hand was still like a maple leaf

 

いつだって君の頭の上には

itsu datte kimi no atama no ue ni wa

above you always

 
愛してくれる光がある

aishite kureru hikari ga aru

there is a light that loves you

 

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

 

やがて夢を抱き 人を愛して

yagate yume wo idaki hito wo aishite

eventually you will embrace dreams and fall in love

 

どんな涙を流してきただろう

donna namida wo nagashite kitadarou

what type of tears did you shed?

 

偶然君に出会えた事に

gyuzen kimi ni deaeta koto ni

let’s secretly toast to

 

密かな乾杯をしよう

hisoka na kanpai wo shiyou

the fact that i met you serendipitously

 

 Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

McCartney

May 22, 2007
___     A nice lady gave me this CD for my birthday. It’s “McCartney” by Paul McCartney, for those of you who don’t recognize the iconic cover, which was a photo taken by his late wife. Beautiful image – I believe those are cranberries ….   This was, essentially, the album that broke up the Beatles. Recorded, as I know, at Paul’s farm in Scotland in his spare time.

   One particular song from here which had been haunting me  – Junk. Two versions uploaded here: the original Junk and Junk Singalong (ironically, without any lyrics).

   Probably the most well-known track from this CD is Maybe I’m Amazed, which you will not hear here, even though it’s a great song …    I have, however, uploaded a few of the instrumental tracks, includine Valentine Day, Hot As Sun/Glasses, Momma Miss America, and Kreen – Akrore, along with the previously mentioned versions of Junk.

R.E.M. “#9 Dream” ***1/2

May 21, 2007

R.E.M.’s first recording with original drummer Bill Berry in eleven years is a cover of an ethereal 1974 John Lennon hit, but it ends up sounding more like an outtake from Life’s Rich Pagent: While the drums are restrained on the track – the first single from the Lennon-themed charity comp Instant Karma: The Campaign to Save Darfur – Berry’s presence alone seems to have pushed the band back in time, most obviously in Peter Buck’s ringing minor chords. Sadly, this is a one-off: Berry’s headed back to his farm, and his three bandmates are trying, once again, to make a great album without him. (from Rolling Stone)